Primate Brow Flash

standing in a crowd of teenagers in front of their school on the last day, another adult explained to me that we were watching a “sound like a wookie” contest.

a budding geekwad overheard and turned to me to ask, “Do you know what a wookie is?”

And I said, “They’re the cute little guys on the forest moon of Endor, right?”

He and his friends sniggerd at my cluelessness and corrected me. “uhhh.. those are Ewoks?” They did not realized that I WON in so many ways, the most important of which is that I look like someone who doesn’t know what a wookie is.