I’m going to kill all the birds in our neighborhood. Almost every night, I wake up at 2:00 or 3:00 AM and I’m wide awake. So I skulk around the house for hours trying to do Soduku or read or meditate and then I lie on the couch feeling really sorry for myself. At about 4:00 the birds start chirping and I start to get really angry and I start wondering how I could kill them all. Then, from 5 to 7 I fall into the most delicious sleep on the couch and then it gets exploded by a kid peeling my eyelids open and I’ve still got killin’ on my mind and I have to force myself to say, “Good Morning Tiger!” and welcome this ball of energy onto the couch with me.
I’m always looking for the tricks to help me fall asleep. One time, I said, ‘I might as well unpack the dishwasher’ and I was asleep in seconds.
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